FCFSHM 005

Former Cannon Fodder’s Self-Help Manual

Translator: Xiao Wentian

Editor: Kirishima Ririka

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　　Chapter 5 Marrying a Scum Man’s Mother (5)

　　The security guard stretched his head to look at the screen, and Liu Ping quickly turned off the monitor and pointed to the door: “You go out first.”

　　The security nodded obediently, got up and pulled his chair away.

　　After the security guard went out, Liu Ping turned on the computer monitor and deleted the memory in one fell swoop, after finishing the deletion, he sat on the chair, touched the sweat on the head, could not help but sigh: “The life of the rich is really chaotic, ah.”

　　After sighing, he still had to cheer himself up, thinking about how he should phrase it if Jian Yixian would ask him.

　　Apparently, Jian was unaware that the woman whom she rolled the bed with last night was having a scandal with her son. If it was known by Jian Yixian… hmm? If Jian Yixian knew, heh heh.

　　Liu Ping “snapped” and decided to stop thinking about it, he has been using his brain all day long to think of it.

　　So not only he couldn’t send Xia Changhan to Jian’s bed, but he also has to find a way to hide it from her, otherwise the media will have a hillarious headline if they know about this.

　　Thinking about this, he struggled to get up from his chair, opened the door, ordered the security guard to guard the surveillance and walked away nervously.

　　The security guard watched the leader lose his mind and walk around as if he had suffered a great shock, combined with the leader in front of him tearing his heart out and asking him to enlarge the front face of a woman, he deeply suspected that the leader might have seen his wife cuckold him on the surveillance.

　　The security guard sat down and turned on the monitor. He was surprised to find that all the files inside the hard drive had been deleted, this caused him to be even more sure of his thoughts and couldn’t help but sigh, “The life of the rich is really chaotic, ah.”

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　　The sun was already high, and Jian Ming hadn’t caught Xia Changhan yet, so he lashed out, slapping the table and slamming the bowl again, scaring the four strong men into huddling together like four tundra swans.

　　Jian Ming kicked over the stool with one foot and pointed at the noses of the four little swans and scolded angrily, “Waste, what a bunch of waste!” the scolding was so impassioned that the saliva couldn’t help but spit out.

　　Boss Swan wiped his face and whispered, “I’m sorry.”

　　Jian Ming kicked over a stool again, and said, “How dare you wipe your face?”

　　Boss Swan: “???”

　　He tentatively stuck out his tongue and licked the spit that spilled onto his mouth: “Or… I could lick it clean?”

　　Jian Ming was almost overturned in anger.

　　”Leave, leave, leave, leave, all of you f*cking leave!”

　　The four swans lined up in a row and left. Jian Ming loosened his tie in exasperation, “glug glug glug” and he filled his stomach with water.

　　Jian Ming: “One more failure and my position isn’t guaranteed.”

　　Bai Youyou poured him another glass of water: “Your mother has already helped you control public opinion, don’t worry, Xia Changhan won’t be able to turn over such big storm.”

　　Jian Ming took the water without drinking: “It’s a good thing my mother is on my side, or else the boat would have been overturned like the last time.”[1]

　　Bai Youyou angrily asked, “That’s right, with such a big backer, why are you worried?”

　　Jian Ming put down the glass, picked up Bai Youyou and walked to the bedroom: “You’re right, the public opinions were controlled by my mother, what can Xia Changhan do against me? She is a paper tiger with her teeth and nails pulled out, and as soon as she is caught, she will be slaughtered.”

　　Bai Youyou smiled and tightened her arms around Jian Ming’s neck, her legs tightly wrapped around his waist, as if she was holding onto a bright future. [2]

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　　The weather of early spring was still a bit cold, so the scarf around Xia Changhan doesn’t look weird, she left her mobile phone in a hurry, so she had to stop a taxi and to go straight to her little sister’s house.

　　Little sister Jiang Nan, was an outsider with a mine on her family.[3]

　　Jiang Nan was so unhappy with Jian Ming that every time she saw him, she felt like a flaming rooster and she had to go up and peck him twice [4], and Xia Changhan was caught in the middle and over time she had no contact with the little sister.

　　In Xia Changhan’s view, it’s not worth it to be estranged with the little sister for a scumbag. A heartfelt  best friend was hard to find, while two-legged man could be found anywhere on the streer. The system notified her that she can go to the little sister to borrow some money, so Xia Changhan immediately took a taxi straight to her litte sister’s house.

　　The little sister’s house is in the rich district, the taxi is parked in front of a detached house, Xia Changhan went up to ring the doorbell.

　　After waiting for a few minutes, Jiang Nan “stirred” and ran down to open the door for Xia Changhan.

　　She came and without saying a word gave Xia Changhan a punch.

　　”Cough cough cough,” Xia Changhan, who had been tossed around all night by Jian Yixian,  was currently weak and had been completely beaten by Jiang Nan’s straight hook.

　　Jiang Nan worriedly said, “Why are you so weak? Come in first.”

　　Xia Changhan asked her 50 yuan to pay the taxi driver and followed her into the house.

　　Jiang Nan helped her to sit down on the sofa, her palms making contact with Xia Changhan’s suit, this delicate soft fabric felt very similar to a private custom suit she had ordered. After Xia Changhan sat down, she twirled her fingers and excitedly said, “Are you rich?”

　　Her question sounded weird to Xia Changhan: “What rich?”

　　”You can’t order this suit without at least seven digit figures.”

　　Xia Changhan covered her chest and she almost couldn’t breathe, she was currently wearing so much money, ah!

　　”A friend lent this to me,” she squeezed out with difficulty.

　　Jiang Nan didn’t doubt her, looking at the haggard Xia Changhan, suddenly her willow eyebrows fell back: “I told you a long time ago that the thieving Jian Ming isn’t reliable, you didn’t believe it, and now you have tasted the bitter fruit, right? “

　　Xia Changhan lowered her eyebrows, “Yeah.”

　　Jiang Nan: “I couldn’t reach you on the phone the other day, I couldn’t reach you by squatting in front of your house, I thought you were dead.”

　　Xia Changhan laughed, “Aren’t I still alive and well?”

　　Jiang Nan’s index finger nudged Xia Changhan’s forehead playfully: “You are still poor.”

　　They talked and laughed together as if they had never been in a discord. Jiang Nan accompanied Xia Changhan to buy a new sim card, and Xia Changhan bought a new phone. The seven digits account are back in Xia Changhan’s hands. She graciously invited Jiang Nan to the most expensive hot pot restaurant in the city. Jiang Nan won’t be polite and she ordered a hotpot dish　　

　　The hotpot was very tasty and spicy. Xia Changhan’s forehead was sweating, she took off her scarf, put it on the chair, picked a large slice of meat and put it in her mouth.

　　Jiang Nan inadvertently looked up and she saw that Xia Changhan’s slender neck has blue and purple bruises, and the skin in the various places had been sucked.

　　Jiang Nan hesitated before opening her mouth to ask, “Are you still in touch with Jian Ming?”

　　This hotpot was too spicy, Xia Changhan wiped her sweat and said, “I’m already at odds with him, why would I still contact him?”

　　”So what happened to your neck?”

　　Xia Changhan threw down her chopsticks and fiercely covered her neck, quickly tying her scarf, before repeatedly saying, “Nothing, nothing happened.” [5]

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Footnote:
[1] Hahahaha a deathflag
[2] Bai Youyou is a true and certified Green Tea B*tch. Don’t hate her too much though, because [redacted for spoiler].
[3] This means Jiang Nan is super rich, Xia Changhan’s bff!
[4] Jiang Nan despised Jian Ming, so like a triggered flaming chicken, she kept finding fault on him whenever he appeared
[5] His mom happened instead. LOL

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