FCF 011

Former Cannon Fodder’s Self-Help Manual

Translator: Xiao Wentian

Editor: Kirishima Ririka

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　　Chapter 011: Marrying a Scum Man’s Mother (11)
　　
　　Xia Changhan from the reflection of the mirror a look music, green tea b*tch has come, was she in a rush to find damage?
　　
　　”I don’t remember my mom giving me a little sister.”
　　
　　Her meaning was very clear, ‘Don’t blindly get close to me, I don’t know you well.’
　　
　　Bai Youyou was startled, how could Xia Changhan change from being easy to compromise into being sharp-tongued.
　　
　　She was jealous of Xia Changhan for more than a day or two, from her debut, she was always compared herself with Xia Changhan, whether it was popularity or resources, she always fell behind, she had to wait until Xia Changhan quit the entertainment industry and be happy. She hasn’t enjoyed her happiness enough, yet two days later she heard the gossip that Xia Changhan’s man is Jian Ming.
　　
　　Jian Ming was Jian Family’s heir. The first time she saw him, she knew why Xia Changhan thought it was a good idea for her to get married. No wonder Xia Changhan wanted to quit the entertainment industry, she has climbed to the top. Bai Youyou learned of the news at the celebration banquet of the TV drama’s completion. She was so jealous and hateful that she almost dropped glass in her hand.

　　Later on, she successfully seduced Jian Ming, and every time she saw Xia Changhan, she was sarcastic and posed as a winner.
　　
　　”Big sister Xia was once Jian Ming’s girlfriend, it’s not too wrong to call you big sister.”
　　
　　Xia Changhan smiled, was being the third party has given her a sense of accomplishment, why did she need to show off to her about it? Xia Changhan clenched her right fist as if she was thinking, “Is that so?” Xia Changhan clapped her hands: “I have to thank you for interfering in the relationship between me and Jian Ming, I really didn’t know that… My ex-boyfriend was originally picked up from the garbage dump.” [1]
　　
　　Xia Changhan directly tore her face with Bai Youyou, mocking Bai Youyou as a third party in public.
　　
　　Bai Youyou was always a feathered person[2], she climbed up to people for her career, even if Xia Changhan was telling the truth, for the sake of stardom she was determined not to admit it, Bai Youyou hold her breath, coquettishly laughing: “What are you saying, big sister Xia? I became big brother Ming’s girlfriend after you guys have broken up, why did you say that I have been interfering?”
　　
　　Xia Changhan raised her phone, “Really? I still have the chat with Jian Scum here, do you want to post it online for the netizens to judge?”
　　
　　Bai Youyou was entangled. If what Xia Changhan said was true, then her image as an innocent girl would be ruined, and Jian family’s head wouldn’t accept a ruined daughter-in-law, and then all her plans and calculations would go down in the drain.[3]
　　
　　Soon, Bai Youyou calmed down, if Xia Changhan had this kind of evidence, it would have already exploded, so why did she wait until now?
　　
　　Bai Youyou was right. Xia Changhan didn’t have a chat record of Jian Ming’s cheating, Jian Ming was very cautious and never left any incriminating evidence for himself.[4]
　　
　　Bai Youyou made a thinking pose. She was leaning against the car window with her hand on her cheek, like a budding gardenia: “Big brother Ming and I were in an open relationship, if Big Sister Xia really had such thing, just send it.”
　　
　　Xia Changhan wanted to scratch her with her nails, the system quickly persuaded her: “Let her be arrogant for a while, you are her future mother-in-law, when she got married to your family. Can’t you, as her mother-in-law, made her suffer?”
　　
　　Xia Changhan: “… What a mess.”
　　
　　But that image was pretty nice to imagine.
　　
　　If this was in other worlds Xia Changhan would definitely return one slap with two slaps, used her head as a golf ball, and then she would [BEEP].[5]
　　
　　But in this world of strict law and order she could only [BEEP] she slightly raised her chin and said disdainfully, “Don’t be too proud! Since Jian scum could cheat once, he could cheat a second time, I wish you would still be able to smile as happily in the future.”
　　
　　Bai Youyou rested her hands on her cheeks, like a little woman soaking in happiness: “How can Big Sister Xia slander Big Brother Ming like this, Big brother Ming is both gentle, caring and devoted. If he has treated you badly in the past. I’ll apologize for him. Men only did their best for the one they love the most.”
　　
　　Bai Youyou looked gentle, but she was actually aggressive, meddling in other people’s feelings and she wasn’t ashamed, but be proud of it. Her shameless attitude angered Xia Changhan, she almost took off her high heels to hit her face.[6]

　　The battle ended with Bai Youyou’s win. At first Bai Youyou didn’t notice it, but then she eyed Xia Changhan’s SUV. She knew that Xia Changhan has been struggling for sponsorship and investment lately, and was having a hard time, so she hypocritically said, “Big sister Xia, where’s your Maserati? Did you mortgage it to the bank for your new drama? If you need money, you can talk to me. I still have eight million.”　　

　　Xia Changhan held herself and was seriously considering the feasibility of slapping Bai Youyou’s face twice.
　　
　　The way she was seriously thinking about it was seen as if she was being bullied in the eyes of others.

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　　”Give me the phone.”
　　
　　Cao Feng took out the phone from his briefcase and handed it to Jian Yixian, she took the phone and clicked on the address book, searching Jian Ming, and dialed it.
　　
　　Soon, the phone was connected, the voice of Jian Ming came from the other end, “Mom, do you need me for something?”
　　
　　Jian Yixian’s voice was cold like a block of ice: “What’s your girlfriend’s name.”
　　
　　Jane Ming’s heart thudded, his mother rarely called him in a year, why would she suddenly ask for his girlfriend’s name today, will something happen to Youyou?
　　
　　He replied, “Bai Youyou.”
　　
　　Jian Yixian briefly said, “She is blocking the parking lot of Nianhua Media for ten minutes, after three minutes I will arrange a tow truck to tow her away.”
　　
　　Jian Ming said evenly, “I’ll call her right away, please wait a moment.”
　　
　　Jian Ming anxiously dialed Bai Youyou’s phone, Bai Youyou picked up the phone in front of Xia Changhan and deliberately said delicately, “What’s wrong, Darling?”
　　
　　Jian Ming wasn’t in the mood to show affection, so he asked single-handedly, “Are you in Nianhua Media?”
　　
　　”Yeah.”
　　
　　Jian Ming shouted and urged her, “Hurry up and drive in, you’ve been blocking my mother for ten minutes, you know?”
　　
　　Bai Youyou’s face went pale. She got in, stepped in the accelerator, and buzzed into the parking lot.
　　
　　She left Xia Changhan who was standing in confusion. ‘What the hell just happened?’
　　
　　The Mercedes-Benz from behind the car passed by Xia Changhan, making slight breeze that blew Xia Changhan’s hair, it curled in the air and slowly fell down.
　　
　　After Bai Youyou left, Xia Changhan straightened her collar. She entered the Nianhua Media’s building with her head held high.

　　Nianhua Media was worthy of being a leading company in the entertainment industry. Even the little girl at the front desk looked like a star. As she saw Xia Changhan she bowed, “Hello, do you have an appointment?”
　　
　　Xia Changhan: “Yes, 3PM with Cao Feng to sign the contract.”
　　
　　The front desk clicked on the iPad, confirmed it, then reached out and pointing to the elevator, her voice sweet like honey: “On the 16th floor, Room number 1602, the elevator is this way.”
　　
　　Xia Changhan almost went soft halfway through as she was listening to the front desk’s honeyed words, she politely thanked her and walked up the elevator to the 16th floor.[7]
　　
　　Cao Feng hadn’t arrived yet, so Xia Changhan sat in boredom at 1602, waiting for Cao Feng to come over and sign the contract.
　　
　　It didn’t take long for Xia Changhan to heard the crisp sound of high heels hitting against the floor from the corridor.

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Footnotes:

[1] So Jian Ming is adopted, technically not Jian Yixian’s true heir.
[2] Someone who was always raised (by people)
[3] Go down the drain – she would get nothing at all
[4] So MC is bluffing, Scum male is cautious…
[5] This is a censor on the original text, you can fill it out with your own imagination~
[6] DO IT MC!
[7] Haha MC nearly fell asleep listening to the voice

Author: I’m anxious that this story isn’t very well written, I’m afraid I can’t give you guys the best reading experience QAQ, if it’s not good enough please tell me, I’ll try my best to revise it, I want to present you all with the best story I can write QAQ

Thank you little angels who gift me mines and nutrients.
Thank you all so much for your support, I’ll keep trying!

XWT: Bai Youyou… Yeah, she’ll get better, later she’ll get her true love! …Still is a Green Tea and will forever be one haha. But at least she will get better!

Ririka: We’re at 11th chapter out of 88 chapter, 1/8 is done, 77 chapters to go~ Also MC and FL will meet on the next chapter~!

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